Jul 5

I ran across CANT-GET-ENOUGH browsing through the “assplay” archives on iFriends:

construction cone up ass

I had to wonder if she *really* had the tip of the cone up her ass, or if she was faking it (a lot of girls MAKE their living on faking anal — there are all kinds of tricks for making fake anal look real but I’ll save those for another entry). I decided to check out her fanclub and archives to see if there were any pics proving she does indeed insert Very Large Things anally.

miniskirt no panties

Hmmm, well that looks innocent (and tight) enough . . . I had to look further for proof:

huge dildo up ass

Wow. Things are looking more authentic. Is that a baguette up her butt?

wine bottle in ass

Well, that wine bottle is easily identifiable . . . can you imagine if your waiter brought the bread and wine to your table this way? I ran out of hands to carry your foodstuffs; would you be so kind as to remove your wine bottle from my ass? The “no hands” photos indicate to me that she’s definitely got these things stuffed INSIDE her butt, no faking . . . no fooling.

nerf football in ass

I think it might surprise a lot of people how popular extreme bizarre penetrations are with some folks. A lot of guys absolutely THRILL at seeing people stick household items in holes. I definitely appreciate the appeal of unusual items, though I have a harder time appreciating the REALLY BIG household items, particularly up the ass. Anyway, there’s quite a demand for chicks who do extreme penetration, and even more of a demand for chicks who do DP (double penetration). Here you see all of these exciting elements combined:

DP with cucumber

DP with flashlight

Doing this kind of stuff HAS to take a toll on your body, though, and these photos of her empty gaping asshole show the kind of damage she’s inflicting on her butthole:

used and abused asshole

Here’s one of those anal-gaping shots I absolutely abhor (but are all the rage amongst many extreme ass fans):

extreme anal gaping

Sidenote: I find it mortifying that no one will process payments for my menstruation fetish site, but extreme anal penetrations are perfectly acceptable in the porn world. You can do this stuff to your ass on iFriends, but you can’t masturbate while you’re having your period: how fucking ridiculous is that?

I think it’s really scary when you get to the point where you don’t even recognize what you’re looking at as normal genitals:

alien pussy and ass

After looking at all of these pictures of this chick’s holes stuffed and gaping, I took a look at her biography and appreciated how honest and genuine she sounds. Her answers to those questions do something important: they humanize her, which I think is *especially* important when it comes to extreme porn (and those penetrations she does are definitely EXTREME). It’s important to remember that a woman like this is more than a gaping asshole AND that she does this as a job like many other manual laborers do in even more physically demanding, damaging, and dangerous ways.

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Nov 3

One of the things I love about iFriends are the videos with somewhat elaborate amateur production and editing. Take, for instance, The Blonde Wars:

Jedi Madison engaged in light sabre wars with evil blonde clone!
Click for video!

TOO cute (particularly the mystical unzipping portion)!!

In so many ways the nerd girl faction RULES the camgirl world. iFriends has a large population of brainy chicks forging their way through college and older intelligent women putting their smarts together with their sexuality, many for the first time. Let’s face it, being smart isn’t considered very “sexy” by the general population of men, but when technical virtuosity is required in the form of computer literacy, storyboarding, etc. we smart chicks have a leg up on the competition.

Oh and listen to her fanclub greeting . . . she’s also got a cute Canadian accent!

Nov 3

I love the comments one of her fans added to this photo: “sexy dancer… whoa…. like a pro!!!”

Dancing blonde.

I guess you’d have to have seen it live for her professional dancing skills to really shine. Oh wait! You can see THE VIDEO HERE. I’m not sure if the double-time video-editing was such a good idea though . . . it reminds me too much of the meth freaks in Spun.

Seeing those two cords strung up in front of her door, now THAT is the intimate glance into the world of a webwhore: you’ve got to get the light right, you don’t have a special room JUST for doing shows, and you’ve got cam cables and extension cords strung up all over hell. So many girls start working on iFriends just to make a little extra money — they do it very spontaneously and the rooms they work in often tell a very haphazard tale of setting up their home “studio” on a budget of something like seven dollars. It’s cute, it really is. I’ve been there. I’m *still* there.

Nov 3

When you’re a camgirl, sometimes you have to improvise with your costumes. A viewer might request a bridal veil, for instance, and you might not have one handy. What do you do? You improvise!

Improvised wedding veil.

I’ll bet you this was her best show and best viewer of the night. Guys who want to see a certain thing are often willing to compromise, and sometimes even get off, I think, on suggesting resourceful ways for us to meet their fetish needs:

What’s that darling? You don’t have a veil!?! A pretty thing like you . . . unmarried? Well . . . I’d really like to see you in a veil. Do you have a something white you could put on your head? Maybe a white blouse? Yes, I can wait while you get it . . .

Another thing I think is cute about this girl is her sweet chathost name: CountryPeach. Too bad her voice is so nasal. I was hoping for a sweet, smooth Georgian debutante accent. Oh well . . . guess you can’t have it all.