I was just doing a search on iFriends to try to satisfy my robot fetish when I came across a viewer’s comment on a certain blonde camgirl. He gave her a 4.5 rating out of 10 and remarked
“i slowly unscrew your head to discover that you are a robot”
I shouldn’t admit it, but I laughed.
I’d like an inflatable anal dildo myself, so this video clip on iFriends totally caught my eye:
Sometimes when I watch other people’s videos and shows I’m sort of shocked at how little showmanship actually goes into it. “PLLLLLLllll!” squirts the farty-sounding lube. The chick looks like she’s making a peanut butter sandwich or something, she’s so nonchalant and casual about the whole affair. I don’t know if it’s because of her unself-conscious ease or in spite of it that I found certain parts really hot: the pumping of the air, the patting of the base, the way her shaved pussy looks below the black toy, the pulling on the toy and her sphincter’s resistance to letting it pop out.
Sometimes when people just do their thing without trying to look “hot” it helps keep your focus on THE thing (in this case, anal penetration with a really fucking sexy toy). You also don’t get distracted wondering if they’re faking their enthusiasm. Clearly there is no fakery involved here — either you are into watching her do what she’s doing or you’re not and she’s not going to try to convince you in some fakey way.
Anyway, after watching the first part of the video clip I became curious about the girl. Turns out she is a porn star, Jayda Diamonde, performing under the iFriends profile of THEDARKDUNGEON2. I always enjoy listening to the voice greetings and was impressed by her ability to, you know, ENUNCIATE and engage me with her voice. Though it was a typical scripted pitch she sounded good to me. And my goodness, she specializes in BIG toys:
While big toys are not really my thing, I do sometimes like seeing other women using them, particularly in their pussies and especially if the toys are designed to look “realistic” (yet circus-huge).
Is it my imagination or does the girl in pigtails look a lot like Reese Witherspoon?
Aside from resembling one of my favorite actresses . . . sigh!!! Isn’t that the most delightful image of two deliciously playful-looking nymphettes? They perform together under the name of Bunny-Girls.
I am further charmed and enticed by the naughty softcore tease of this sweet video they made (wearing one of my favorite fetish items, no less: SOCKS!):
I actually squealed with glee upon discovering this little gem of erotic videography (their other free video clips are nice too, particularly the one where they’re showering together and feeding each other cherries. Some ideas just never get old, especially when conveyed by the barely-legal set.
One of the things I love about iFriends are the videos with somewhat elaborate amateur production and editing. Take, for instance, The Blonde Wars:
TOO cute (particularly the mystical unzipping portion)!!
In so many ways the nerd girl faction RULES the camgirl world. iFriends has a large population of brainy chicks forging their way through college and older intelligent women putting their smarts together with their sexuality, many for the first time. Let’s face it, being smart isn’t considered very “sexy” by the general population of men, but when technical virtuosity is required in the form of computer literacy, storyboarding, etc. we smart chicks have a leg up on the competition.
Oh and listen to her fanclub greeting . . . she’s also got a cute Canadian accent!
I love the comments one of her fans added to this photo: “sexy dancer… whoa…. like a pro!!!”
I guess you’d have to have seen it live for her professional dancing skills to really shine. Oh wait! You can see THE VIDEO HERE. I’m not sure if the double-time video-editing was such a good idea though . . . it reminds me too much of the meth freaks in Spun.
Seeing those two cords strung up in front of her door, now THAT is the intimate glance into the world of a webwhore: you’ve got to get the light right, you don’t have a special room JUST for doing shows, and you’ve got cam cables and extension cords strung up all over hell. So many girls start working on iFriends just to make a little extra money — they do it very spontaneously and the rooms they work in often tell a very haphazard tale of setting up their home “studio” on a budget of something like seven dollars. It’s cute, it really is. I’ve been there. I’m *still* there.
