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I have a “thing” for big clits, so I had to check out all of Steph’s (aka “Fat Clit’s”) archives to see if she does, indeed have a fat clit.

Before I found any closeups of her clit, however, I became very excited about the way she looks in general. She’s got a very dykey Gina Gershon look a la “Bound”, don’t you think?

Oh my, she’s definitely got a compellingly lesbo appeal:

This girl’s uncommonly strong look reminds me of a college fast-pitch softball star who goes all butch-glam at night and buys her most vulnerable freshman teammate drinks before taking her home to teach her all about 69-ing. Oh my — my OWN clit is getting remarkably fat just envisioning this scenario. Unlike the heroine of my fantasy, though, in real life this chick seems very friendly towards men and has a long list of positive reviews from her viewers.

While we’re on the subject of softball, I unearthed some fantastic shots of her doing a show with a baseball bat when her head was shaved GI Jane style:

Judging from her archives, she’s been working consistently since 2003 and still seems to be into what she’s doing. She happened to go live while I was browsing her profile so I got a chance to chat with her briefly; she had some French television playing in the background and said she is in New York, then she had to go (probably because she assumed I was a freeloading timewaster since I was just asking her a bunch of questions in free chat — I am such an asshole, but she was totally polite).

Anyhoo, I did eventually find a few close-ups of her pussy and discovered it is delightfully meaty, but her clit isn’t particularly large from what I can see. Here’s an example:

Oh well. You can’t win them all. FYI: she does have gorgeous well-tended feet with juicy-looking toes. They are featured in many of her archives, including this little shot I loved a lot for the arch, calf muscle and proximity to her panties:

I’d like an inflatable anal dildo myself, so this video clip on iFriends totally caught my eye:

Sometimes when I watch other people’s videos and shows I’m sort of shocked at how little showmanship actually goes into it. “PLLLLLLllll!” squirts the farty-sounding lube. The chick looks like she’s making a peanut butter sandwich or something, she’s so nonchalant and casual about the whole affair. I don’t know if it’s because of her unself-conscious ease or in spite of it that I found certain parts really hot: the pumping of the air, the patting of the base, the way her shaved pussy looks below the black toy, the pulling on the toy and her sphincter’s resistance to letting it pop out.

Sometimes when people just do their thing without trying to look “hot” it helps keep your focus on THE thing (in this case, anal penetration with a really fucking sexy toy). You also don’t get distracted wondering if they’re faking their enthusiasm. Clearly there is no fakery involved here — either you are into watching her do what she’s doing or you’re not and she’s not going to try to convince you in some fakey way.

Anyway, after watching the first part of the video clip I became curious about the girl. Turns out she is a porn star, Jayda Diamonde, performing under the iFriends profile of THEDARKDUNGEON2. I always enjoy listening to the voice greetings and was impressed by her ability to, you know, ENUNCIATE and engage me with her voice. Though it was a typical scripted pitch she sounded good to me. And my goodness, she specializes in BIG toys:

While big toys are not really my thing, I do sometimes like seeing other women using them, particularly in their pussies and especially if the toys are designed to look “realistic” (yet circus-huge).

I ran across CANT-GET-ENOUGH browsing through the “assplay” archives on iFriends:

I had to wonder if she *really* had the tip of the cone up her ass, or if she was faking it (a lot of girls MAKE their living on faking anal — there are all kinds of tricks for making fake anal look real but I’ll save those for another entry). I decided to check out her fanclub and archives to see if there were any pics proving she does indeed insert Very Large Things anally.

Hmmm, well that looks innocent (and tight) enough . . . I had to look further for proof:

Wow. Things are looking more authentic. Is that a baguette up her butt?

Well, that wine bottle is easily identifiable . . . can you imagine if your waiter brought the bread and wine to your table this way? I ran out of hands to carry your foodstuffs; would you be so kind as to remove your wine bottle from my ass? The “no hands” photos indicate to me that she’s definitely got these things stuffed INSIDE her butt, no faking . . . no fooling.

I think it might surprise a lot of people how popular extreme bizarre penetrations are with some folks. A lot of guys absolutely THRILL at seeing people stick household items in holes. I definitely appreciate the appeal of unusual items, though I have a harder time appreciating the REALLY BIG household items, particularly up the ass. Anyway, there’s quite a demand for chicks who do extreme penetration, and even more of a demand for chicks who do DP (double penetration). Here you see all of these exciting elements combined:

Doing this kind of stuff HAS to take a toll on your body, though, and these photos of her empty gaping asshole show the kind of damage she’s inflicting on her butthole:

Here’s one of those anal-gaping shots I absolutely abhor (but are all the rage amongst many extreme ass fans):

Sidenote: I find it mortifying that no one will process payments for my menstruation fetish site, but extreme anal penetrations are perfectly acceptable in the porn world. You can do this stuff to your ass on iFriends, but you can’t masturbate while you’re having your period: how fucking ridiculous is that?

I think it’s really scary when you get to the point where you don’t even recognize what you’re looking at as normal genitals:

After looking at all of these pictures of this chick’s holes stuffed and gaping, I took a look at her biography and appreciated how honest and genuine she sounds. Her answers to those questions do something important: they humanize her, which I think is *especially* important when it comes to extreme porn (and those penetrations she does are definitely EXTREME). It’s important to remember that a woman like this is more than a gaping asshole AND that she does this as a job like many other manual laborers do in even more physically demanding, damaging, and dangerous ways.