Aug 14

What’s hotter than a chick with a strap-on cock?

A chick wearing full-coverage brief-style panties underneath her strap-on harness:

strap-on over brief panties

Seriously, that image is truly inspiring to me; it has a very retro “plastics are still new to us” feel to it. I’m not sure who to credit with the photo since it pops up for me in the archives when I search for “strapon” images here attributed to a variety of different chathost names. Over a dozen, I’d say. I don’t know if it’s one girl hosting under a shitload of names or if the picture’s been stolen and used by a bunch of different girls, but whatever — it’s definitely a winner in my book.

Here’s another one with the same exact t-strap harness and riveted-on flesh-toned cock (also under a different name):

strapon upskirt white panties

Here we have a very identifiable strap-on queen with amazing big swollen breasts, “Wild Mistress“:

strapon goddess with big breasts

Judging from her rated archive photos, strap-on play is her specialty.

Anyway, there’s something special about the full-coverage panties worn *with* a strapon that adds a unique and interestingly different kink from wearing a strap-on harness and being able to see pussy underneath it. With the panties totally covering the pussy it highlights the artifice of the strap-on cock and gives a more Barbie-esque appearance, like a primitive borgwhore manufactured to certain specs with the cock stuck onto a smooth pussyless surface. I like it.

Aug 5

I have a “thing” for big clits, so I had to check out all of Steph’s (aka “Fat Clit’s”) archives to see if she does, indeed have a fat clit.

Before I found any closeups of her clit, however, I became very excited about the way she looks in general. She’s got a very dykey Gina Gershon look a la “Bound”, don’t you think?

Gina Gershon lookalike camgirl

Oh my, she’s definitely got a compellingly lesbo appeal:

lesbo loves pussy

This girl’s uncommonly strong look reminds me of a college fast-pitch softball star who goes all butch-glam at night and buys her most vulnerable freshman teammate drinks before taking her home to teach her all about 69-ing. Oh my — my OWN clit is getting remarkably fat just envisioning this scenario. Unlike the heroine of my fantasy, though, in real life this chick seems very friendly towards men and has a long list of positive reviews from her viewers.

While we’re on the subject of softball, I unearthed some fantastic shots of her doing a show with a baseball bat when her head was shaved GI Jane style:

GI Jane in g-string

baseball bat penetration

Judging from her archives, she’s been working consistently since 2003 and still seems to be into what she’s doing. She happened to go live while I was browsing her profile so I got a chance to chat with her briefly; she had some French television playing in the background and said she is in New York, then she had to go (probably because she assumed I was a freeloading timewaster since I was just asking her a bunch of questions in free chat — I am such an asshole, but she was totally polite).

Anyhoo, I did eventually find a few close-ups of her pussy and discovered it is delightfully meaty, but her clit isn’t particularly large from what I can see. Here’s an example:

shaved pussy clit closeup

Oh well. You can’t win them all. FYI: she does have gorgeous well-tended feet with juicy-looking toes. They are featured in many of her archives, including this little shot I loved a lot for the arch, calf muscle and proximity to her panties:

pretty arched foot near pussy

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